Thursday, August 30, 2007

Evan's F-U-N-N-Y!!

Tonight, Aaron was telling the boys that they're going to Roy & Marki's for the weekend and Evan said, "I hope they don't have their cows anymore." Aaron asked him why and Evan said, " Because I don't like cows anymore, they bark too much, like this MOOOOOOOOO and scare me."

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A friend of ours had a baby on Sunday and we went to see him on Monday. On the way there, here's how our conversation went:

E: Is he already out?
R: Yes, he was born yesterday.
E: Mom, how do babies come out of your tummy?
R: Well, that's kind of tricky.
E: Do they cut your tummy open?
R: Sometimes they do.
E: Wow!! That would take a lot of band-aids!!

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Last night at the dinner table, Evan said, "Is 'What the heck' a word?"

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Payton was complaining about his head hurting and his throat hurting. Evan said, "Payton, if you eat cottage cheese, it will make you feel better."

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A few weeks ago, we were sitting at the table and everyone was snacking on pudding or Jell-O when Evan said, "Hey! Anyone want to see my butt crack?" We laughed so hard!! It was absolutely hilarious!! Then, we look over and he's mooning us!!

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